Cuckoo Club VIP Tables Info
If you’re planning a night out at Cuckoo Club in Mayfair, you’re already on the right track. For your next step, here’s a straightforward look at how Cuckoo Club VIP tables work, what you’re getting, and what you can expect.

How Do VIP Tables Work at Cuckoo Club?
At Cuckoo Club, VIP tables work with a minimum spend. So, you don’t pay for the table and the drinks separately. Rather than paying a fee just to sit down, you agree to spend a set amount on drinks during the night. That’s how you pay for a Cuckoo Club VIP table.
Once everything is confirmed, your booking usually includes:
- A reserved table in one of the club’s VIP sections
- Bottle service to your table all night
- A dedicated waiter to help with your orders
- Prioritised entry into the venue
How Much Do Cuckoo Club VIP Tables Cost?
There isn’t a one-size price for tables at Cuckoo Club. We’ll provide you with a quote when you reach out, but just so you know, here is what could affect your minimum spend:
- Day of the week (weekends and special events naturally mean a higher minimum spend)
- Your table position within the club could mean a higher spend
- Group size in some cases, since tables have different sizes
As a rough guide, Cuckoo Club standard tables usually begin from £1,000 minimum spend, while Cuckoo Club VIP tables start from £2,000 minimum spend.
What Should You Know Before Booking a VIP Table at Cuckoo Club?
Booking ahead is always recommended when we’re talking about a high-end, exclusive club like Cuckoo Club. Since table availability is limited, last-minute plans aren’t always guaranteed.
What you need to keep in mind is that the club has some entry policies, including a smart dress code, bringing physical IDs, and not arriving intoxicated. We’ll make sure you know all you need to know after confirming your booking.
If you’re planning an event, a birthday, group night, etc., booking your table in advance is crucial. If you have any questions or would like to get a Cuckoo Club VIP table, just let us know, and we’ll handle the rest.
